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Friday, July 30, 2004
politics and potty training...

From ALMTTR posting for today.
DNC Gaffe

As john Kerry ended his speech last night, CNN was live on air when DNC Convention Director Don Mischer shouted the following, heard worldwide.

"Go balloons, go balloons! Go balloons! I don't see anything happening. Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! Standby confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring it- balloons, balloons, balloons! We want balloons, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet."

"No confetti. All right, go balloons, go balloons. We need more balloons. All balloons! All balloons! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, godd*mmit. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons."

"We need all of them coming down. Go balloons- balloons? What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down! All balloons, what the hell! There's nothing falling! What the f**k are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down, more balloons. More balloons. More balloons..."

Ouch!




Posted by Jeff

Ok, so potty training isn't all that different. Just replace "balloons" with "pee" and "confetti" with "poop".
"Go pee, go pee! Go pee! I don't see anything happening. Go pee! Go pee! Go pee! Standby poop. Keep coming, pee. More pee. Bring it- pee, pee, pee! We want pee, (cups) of (it). Bring (it) down. Let (it) all come. No poop. No poop yet."

"No poop. All right, go pee, go pee. We need more pee. All pee! All pee! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more pee. I want all pee to go, godd*mmit. Go poop. Go poop. More poop. I want more pee. What's happening to the pee? We need more pee."

"We need all of (it) coming (out). Go pee- pee? What's happening pee? There's not enough coming (out)! All pee, what the hell! There's nothing falling! What the f**k are you guys doing (down) there? We want more pee coming (out), more pee. More pee. More pee..."

Fascinating isn't it?

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